Title: Greenery Author: Devin Rating: G Spoilers: None. Characters: Danny, Matt Pairing: Danny/Jordan Warnings: Absolutely no plot involved. Summary: Jordan's a little upset. Disclaimer: Anything that remotely resembles anything on Studio 60 does not belong to me. Author's Note: So I was trying to write the next chapter of 'The Big Shoulders' and this came out instead, I swear I am still working on the other. Thanks to aaeryn for beta reading this! "I think Jordan's mad at you." "What was your first clue?" "It might have been the ficus that just barely missed your head." "Did you just correctly identify a plant without looking at one of those stupid stake things?" "Probably not, but would you know if I got it wrong?" "The rare valid point. And stop doing that head tilt, it's creepy." "So, what did you do to deserve greenery chucked at your head?" "It was recently made clear to me that it's entirely my fault the baby is a week and a half late." "What, did you shove a cork-" "I beg you not to finish that sentence." "I'm just saying, how can it be your fault?" "We past the point of logical reasoning about 4 days ago. Uh, Matt you may want to duck." "Why?" "Just-" "Ow!" The End